1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ORANGEITNBLACK + GIVEAWAY
As you may (or may not) know, this blog was started on 19th July, exactly one year ago.. Which means – it’s our anniversary! So to celebrate, we decided to reward you guys for being so supportive and amazing, and the best way to do that is to have a giveaway!!
- Must be following orangeitnblack
- Reblog this post (you may of course delete this after the giveaway ended, likes don’t count, but are okay for bookmarking)
- This post must reach at least 250 notes.
- You can reblog as many times as you like, but please be considerate of your followers.
- Orange Is The New Black poster signed by the cast (12x8”)
(Signed by Piper Kerman, Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, Jason Biggs, Natasha Lyonne, Taryn Manning.)
Winner will be picked randomly on the 16th of August. If you won, you will receive a message.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Photos like this remind me of
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands
we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her
Just remember, somewhere in the world someone is clapping on 3 instead of 4
Pics of my guitar were demanded. ‘65 fender jaguar with a custom pick-up. It was a hand me down from my grandfather who got it from the his friend, the guitarist for the 80s surf band Los Straightjackets.
remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina